What the?

So, it's not that I think anyone is really reading this, but I hope that one day (when I'm independently wealthy) and tons of people read my stuff, you'll all go back and read these early posts. Like I did when I discovered Waiter Rant. I wasted like three days at work reading all those back posts.

Now that guy has a schtick - a waiter ranting about customers and other parts of the job. As a former server myself, I could definitely relate - that drew me in. This once again brings up the topic of a schtick, I can't help but think I need one - you know, to draw people in. So you readers (who are back reading) are smirking, because you are from the future and know what my schtick is.

I, unfortunately, am still trying to figure out what I want to talk about and how I'll parlay that into independent wealth..

For now the best I have is just talking about stuff and telling you things (complex plan, I know). At this point I'm hoping it turns into a cross of John Stewart, Lainey Gossip and the Fug Girls. We'll just have see how this plan goes. (Is 'wish me luck' going to become a thing?)